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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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fallingivy

Okay, I want a superhero story in which the superhero is one of those ‘normal kid gets superpowers through freak accident’ and goes out and fights crime, and of course runs into the supervillain at some point and tries to take them down. And the villain, a couple minutes into the fight, realizes they’re fighting a literal child and just has an internal freak-out about this new development. Because, fine, I’ve got plans to steal all of the world’s largest gems and I’m generally not a nice person, but holy fuck there’s a kid coming at me. This is a kid. I can’t with this.

So the supervillain instead of trying to kill/hurt their nemesis goes through all these complicated plans to trap them or put them to sleep or stick them in a large tank or something so they can go ahead with it. Sometimes it works and the supervillain spends a harried half hour lecturing the superhero about maybe going to school and being safe instead of doing this, that would be nice. 

The supervillain staying up at night occasionally wondering if the tiny superhero is out there trying to get themselves killed right this moment. The supervillain sending supervillain henchmen ninjas out to tail the superhero and help out if it ever looks like the superhero is going to get killed. The supervillain takes to pacing around and muttering to themselves occasionally about PARENTING and RESPONSIBILITY and how they never signed up for this shit. Actually petitioning their version of the Justice League to have someone step in and do something about this, that kid has to be like twelve and what is everyone thinking???? Bonus points if the kid has no parents and the villain finds this out and spends a night internally screaming about it.

Basically I want a supervillain unwittingly becomes the super worried parent of the kid who is actively trying to foil their every plan and topple their evil regime.

sprojler

I love this! But I also want to see the villain protect the kid hero from other villains, who disregard that the hero is just a kid.

Source: fallingivy super swell idea! love it
daddyzebra

Type the name of your favorite character into the new gif feature and post what you get first

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albertothechihuahua

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

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no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

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THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

bluhippy

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

perlexnoire

Oh? Well… *reblag*

sakuyandere

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

thugilly

 

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blissmanifesto

His clones lacked his legendary skills.

res-orb

Phaser set to kill, goodbye Redshirt.

hungrylikekevin

It was all for not, God.

therealduckandpenguin

The aliens proved to be unfriendly.

party-wok

We should have locked that lab.

barelysarcasm

Asked about love, God blue screened.

andribbonsofeuphoria

He was on earth after all.

twoheadedbourbon

Had a bellyache, not a bellyache.

runonsentencesaboutemotions

He was free. Or was he?

mattfractionblog

Baby Hitler always shoots first, Ben.

agentpaxieamor

It wasn’t worth it; never is.

copperbadge

Those aren’t its eyes.

moonrose91

The ship exploded taking her too.

marvelingjules

The aliens left after one day.

everyworldneedslove

She killed power. It rebooted anyway.

kate341

Stop! That’s the self-destruct button!

wolfpuppy

Mother Nature finally said “That’s enough”.

hausofmaus

The second moon rose, not Earth.

the-almost-bear

Terrans invaded us; we fought back.

skarrin

My reflection winked at me.

gothiccharmschool

That was an unexpected result. Run.

phantomseptember

It escaped into the dead outside.  

artropod

Not everyone returned from the void.

mumumadness

With science, I became a god.

sprojler

GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT, MAN!!!!

Source: prometheuswelding Shrugs scifi
0ta-reblogs

Undertale Giveaway!!

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In this RPG, you don’t have to kill anyone.
Each enemy can be ‘defeated’ non-violently.
Dance with a slime. Pet a dog. Whisper your favorite secret to a knight.
Or, ignore this choice and rain destruction upon your foes.

 - The Undertale website

Undertale is an indie RPG for PC and Mac, created almost entirely by one guy: Toby Fox. It’s been given fantastic reviews for being thoughtful, well-made, and unique, and has been tonally compared to longstanding favorites like Earthbound. The website self-describes it as having “emphasis on humor, character dialogue, and player choice”, and it absolutely does. I really enjoyed it and want other people to check it out, so I’m giving away a copy of Undertale for the platform of your choice!

Rules:
- One reblog and like per person (which both count). Please no giveaway blogs.
- You don’t need to be following me, but if you are, I’ll give you an extra entry for a total of up to three! (I mostly blog about OCs and lolita dresses, btw.)
- You must be able to give me your email address so you can receive the download link.
- If the winner doesn’t respond within 48 hours, I’ll redraw.
- You need to keep your ask box open for me to contact you if you win.
- Giveaway runs only until Friday, September 25, 2015 at 8:00PM PST.

Feel free to reblog this just to share, if you already have the game! (Please tag your post with “just sharing” or similar, though, so I know to take you out of the draw.)

Good luck!

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0ta-reblogs

Describe your penis using a Metal Gear quote:

sparkleee-sprinkle

“Stealth camouflage?!”

pewpuupalace

“Worthless fossil!”

theshiningd2

“My sword is a tool of justice”

captainanaugi

“We’ve managed to avoid drowning”

enterpraiz

“A dud!?”

stoicsilence

“What do jeans have to do with nature and order?”

ipgd

“Everything has its beginning. But doesn’t start at “one.” It starts long before that, in chaos. The world is born… from zero. The moment zero becomes one is the moment the world springs to life. One becomes two, two becomes ten, ten becomes 100. Taking it all back to one solves nothing. So long as zero remains, one… will eventually grow to 100 again. And so our goal was to erase Zero. Even the mighty Patriots began with a single man. That one man’s desires grew huge, bloated; absorbed technology; began to manipulate the economy. We realized too late that we had created a beast. We had helped turn Zero into 100. His sin… was ours. And for that reason, I’m taking it upon myself to send Zero… back to nothing.“

revengeance

This isn’t my sword.

dontgetdead

“There’s nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber.”

reo-spookwagon

“…nothing more than a nuclear-equipped, walking death-mobile!”

lordran-man

IT HARDENS IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA

z0mbeats

Ahem.

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear”

sprojler

“Metal gear… it can’t be?!”

Source: sparkleee-sprinkle metal gear solid i had to do it
lulzyrobot
lulzyrobot

DO YOU WANNA LISTEN TO SOMETHING THAT GETS YOU PUMPED TO DRAW? YES YOU DO. 

Actually I recommend both the OST and remixes of the entire Golden Sun soundtrack (Golden Sun, Lost Age, Dark Dawn). Its super rad and you won’t be disappointed. (Saturos Battle theme, doom dragon, magma rock, and mars lighthouse are some of my faves)

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shinyzango

I TOTALLY AGREE OMG

Golden Sun’s entire series as such goooood music!! and holycrap I’m surprised to spot another fan of those games!

Me favorites are Venus Lighthouse, Full Speed Ahead (Sea Overworld theme) and Walking Foward with Determination (Full Party Overwold theme)!
AAAAh I could go on all day talking about these games!!

lulzyrobot

YOOOOOOO I love those tracks too! I swear us GS fans just hide out until someone has the courage to mention it ahah! I didnt like Dark Dawn the game BUT THE MUSIC was cool. (Seriously if one more person mentioned “Wow Kraden you look like you havent aged! I was gonna lose it)

sprojler

A game from my childhood that I dreamed of owning… stayed as a dream…

Lulzyrobot Goldensun I wanted that game so badly... Wasn't allowed to buy it. hnnnnnnnnnnnnnn